I was really bored at home, so i explore my hard disk to watch something. A folder named 'Do Not Laugh - High School' caught my eye. I was curious and open it. It turned out to be a Japanese comedy show. Here's the scene, they got 4 people to go to this one school. The catch is they cannot laugh or they will get a beating with a bamboo sword on their asses. They have to endure a lot of traps and it was very funny!! You all should watch this!!

This is the latest album by Snoop Dogg. It is scheduled to be released on 8th December 2008. There are about 12 tracks for this album and the featured single is Gangsta Luv by Snoop Dogg Featuring The Dream.

This one is an old movie.. From the year 2001....

*Here is something for laughs or shall we say lafs.

European English:


The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.



As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English":



In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".

Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.



The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".

This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.



There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".

This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.



In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.



Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.



Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.



By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil

sensibl riten styl.



Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey

vunted in ze forst plas.


If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl .

This is an article taken from Reader's Digest May 2009 issue. It is written by Nury Vittachi. For more interesting articles buy or subscribe to Reader's Digest.

Say yes to these drugs

These new meds might help relationships.

A recent survey said that 64 percent of women in the Asia-Pacific region are dissatisfied with their love lives. I was shocked. How come so few? I have many close friends who are women (three, or if my wife is reading this, one) and they all complain endlessly about their relationships.

It turned out that the survey was conducted by the makers of a famous blue pill which is supposed to enhance love lives and appendages related to love lives. I am talking of course, about Viagra. Which is now ten years old. At a dinner party recently, I was surprised to hear women name it as a breakthrough that has improved the lives of women in Asia. But isn't it for men?

"Men take it for women." a 40-something woman explained. She and her friends then went on to brainstorm ten other drugs that needed to be developed and "force-fed" to males.

New Drugs For Men (By Women)

1. Anniversia: Triggers memories of birthdays and wedding anniversaries while simultaneously loosening spending inhibitions at the jewelry shops.
2. Verbiloose: One spoonful of this before dinner will make a man willing to talk about his feelings for 20 whole minutes.
3. Slendavis: Widens and flattens the male cornea, making wives appear slim and willowy.
4. Belchex: Adds a terrifying foul taste to stomach gas making men scared to burp, or let loose any other gas from their body.
5.Aspirude Small white tablet that prevents men from telling off-color jokes at dinner parties.
6.Combovex: Shortens hair at the sides of the head, so men cannot make themselves look silly by combing locks over their bald spot.
7.Sportoblind: Reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "sports" on the TV schedule.
8.Gadjesterol: Deadens the area of the brain that makes men waste money on overpriced gadgets.
9.Chorocet: Two spoonfuls at breakfast and your man will have an insatiable desire to do household chores.
10.Storophobex: A spoonful a day for two weeks will make men eager and willing to go shopping with their wives and wait patiently in stores - even boutiques and lingerie shops - for an astonishing four hours.

THE MEN at that dinner party were not going to take that lying down. They drew their own list.

New Drugs For Women (By Men)

1.Shoppiproofen: Two 5-ml doses taken at breakfast will enable a woman to walk straight past stores without entering.
2.Tirelynol: Prevents tiredness and headaches at bedtime.
3.Moodifix: Doubles the length of time a woman stays in one mood before changing to another, that is, from two minutes to four, if you're lucky.
4.Canotaddium: Reacts with the side of the brain to alleviate the intrinsic female fear of maths.
5.Vaniticillin: Enables women to walk past reflective surfaces without checking that their make-up is perfect.
6.Irrationalicet: Helps women maintain a logical argument without drifting off into side issues, such as "But do you love me?"
7. Pricetagia: Alleviates female blindness to price tags.
8.Clarium: Enables women to hold and compare two separate thoughts such as "Why is my diet not working?" and "I think I'll have some more chocolate."
9.Slatewypia: A dose of this prevents women from remembering anything their male partner said more than a year ago.
10.Naggicease: Disables the vocal chords for up to five hours.

A DOCTOR AT the party said that some of the drugs postulated above may even be in production already. That's interesting, because it's my wife's birthday soon and I feel this bizarre urge to head to the jewelery shop...

REMINDER: This is an article taken from Reader's Digest May 2009 issue. It is written by Nury Vittachi. For more interesting articles, please buy or subscribe to Reader's Digest.

P/s: Please do not feel offended because this just a party joke

Time only go one way, Forward. We all wish that somehow we could turn the hands of time and undo our mistakes that occurred in the past. We wish to be Hiro Nakamura, and could teleport anyhwere.. Nevertheless, its fantasy..

We cannot stay in one time and wish that it would last forever. We have to move on and embrace the future. Rather than wishing a nice moment of our lives to be frozen so that we could enjoy and savor the feelings, we should move on and create better memories. Its not wrong to fantasize but you need to have a check and balance of dreams and reality.

Actually, the reason i'm saying things like this is because I've been thinking about the past and i just want to leave it behind. Lets forget about the past and focus on the present and future =)

In, another note, I got adopted in another family, and its really nice.. haha.. Suddenly i got another 4 siblings, 1 sister and 3 brothers.. My responsibilities just got harder.. hahaha.. oh yea, not forgetting one hot mama.. hahaha.. (mama, kalau mama baca ni, jangan marah eh... gurau je.. hehehe)